Moi-Awww. Just start acting crazy and they'll move voluntarily. XD
I wish this one had been playful. He just seemed grumpy but not scary grumpy. More like, a person who is about to get off work in 10 minutes that really resents being asked to do anything else. XD
I'm sure it is.

You can't go wrong with Great Danes or Dachshunds. I had a wiener dog from ages 5-18. He was my first indoor dog.
XD She sure sounds like it. Poor Sabre. I hope he doesn't get a scar, or worse, that the hair won't grow back right. The top of the head is a bad place to not grow your hair back. XD
I'm like that too. I can't stand to see an animal suffer. Dad and I used to bring injured birds in the house until Mom got tired of them flying around the house when they recovered. XD
Max is definitely a chonk.
Tam-Thanks, but you don't have to do that. If I get upset with someone for getting too close I'll just tell them.
Ok, but you're still a genius.

*hugs*
I understand. Yep, birds are messy! I don't like cleaning their cages.
What's a floof? O.o Stupid autocorrect changed it to floor but I made it change it back to floof. XD