The one that is funniest to me is when you forget how old you are (because honestly most of the time it never comes up) and then you lie ACCIDENTALLY when someone asks you, because you've forgotten. I don't know why that amuses me so much, but it really does.
I figure, I'll start paying close attention when I get nearer to an age I consider actually impressive.
I'm going to be an AMAZING centenarian!
I might need a little help from the youngsters in my family to stay stylish, but you know those old ladies you see sometimes, with rainbow nail-polish and who show off their super white hair with a barrette that looks like a tube of "whitening!" tooth-paste? The ones who draw a smiley-face on one of their eyelids with a makeup pencil so their winks show a winking face? And who have hilariously pithy sayings hand-embroidered onto their sweaters, instead of printed on t-shirts? Who wear aprons even if they're stuck in a wheelchair and who keep things like a small bottle of bubbles in their apron-pockets?
That sort of little old lady?
I'm going to be one of THOSE.
