@River: I would be gladly doing the same but Ash dislikes phones and calls as much as I do, so for example we should call in to the vet and schedule castration surgeries for our rats:
Me: We should schedule the castration for them...
Ash: Then call the vet.
Me: I don't want to... . _____ . Why can't you call?
Ash: They're your rats, you call.
Me: They'r OUR rats. And you know I hate calls.
Ash: So do I, but you had to make calls at work, you're more used to it.
Me: I don't anymore. You're making calls at work now, so now you're more used to it.
Ash: See, I'm calling at work, so I've had enough of making calls for the whole week.

You call.
Me: Oh gawd why
