I suppose.

I would def try it! Have you had... mud slides? Or something? They're super good.

He's really pissing me off. He just said something really shitty to me. He basically said I didn't need to diet because I already had a small chest.

I really like mudslides. Ya gotta go easy on them though cuz they're really high in calories!

Ugh. Did you call him out on it? That's such a douchey thing to say.
And you just want to be healthier right? Didn't you say you're thin? I can't remember.

How bad are they? My friend loves them. @_@ Well, not sure I'd call her that, we haven't hung out in years.

Yeah, then he started saying he though this other flat chested celebrity was hot, then he said I was cute, then I quit speaking to him. I really hate guys.

I'm not sure how bad but they have super sweet alcohol and ice cream in them so pretty bad.

Ugh. I know that people have friendships that aren't sexual! I just know it. I hear about it.

How are things with your honey by the way?

Yeah true... and she could drink like 5 of them, I can only imagine how many pounds that would add.

Yeah, I've heard strange stores about that too... Mine always end up unsavory I think.

We are okay I guess, still sorta like cats and dogs.

Oh myyy. Well some people are good at keeping off weight no matter how much they eat. Lucky buggers.

Awww. That sucks. I started to think I was going to have a friendship with a married guy but he turned out to be a TERRIBLE person, he cheated on his wife with their babysitter. She found out by finding a dirty video. Ugh.

Of course they thought the best way to fix their relationship was to pop out another child. Wondrous. It doesn't seem to have imploded yet thankfully.

That sucks homes. Have you thought about maybe doing couples therapy?

Wow, is that a thing? I thought they only did that in pron. Anyway yeah, what a piece of shit. D:

Are you kidding? Why do people always assume having a baby will fix things? I've heard a lot of stories like that... I don't get it!

Hm... no. I don't know what to doooo!

No, lots of people like to film themselves having sex. lol
I don't think it's a big deal for people in established relationships as long as both are consenting to everything, but what kind of fucking moron tapes themselves having an affair?!

If anything it makes things worse. Babies are difficult! Piling difficulties onto more difficulties does not make things less difficult. The only way I could see it helping is if they were trying for a long time and then the happiness of finally conceiving overloads the crap. But I don't think that would work for an affair type situation.

Aww. Have you tried a pros and cons list?

No I know the tape thing! I meant the babysitter thing, that just seems real cliche to me lol.

Exactly... then the kids have to suffer through their stupidity! 8u

Hmmm... no but I need to. I've heard a lot of people mention that!

Ohhhhhh.
Yeah, that is really cliche and tacky. I wonder how weird it was for the babysitter. I'm watching your kid AND fucking your husband. Eww.

Yes, it helps to see what is what. You could even make multiple ones.
Like his good and bad qualities and one on the pros and cons of staying in the relationship.