Kingdom of Knuffel

You're going to fully transform into a snake.

You're going to become a murderer and will die never having been caught.

A bard is going to make up a song about you, and it will become famous and soon the only way people relate to you is through that song, and you will have to move countries to get away from it.

Your umbrella is going to break under too much snow.

You are going to be ice skating and fall in, and be rescued. After that experience you're going to learn about water and winter rescue and join a SAR team and save lots of people, and start travelling to areas that have experienced disaster, to help. You will save many lives, until one day shifting rubble in an earthquake zone will be your end. You will have people who remember your heroics in many, many countries.

You're going to be stuck having to do your nails for so long that you're going to give up.

you are fated to have hiccups way too often for your liking.
But it will at least be good ice breakers at parties you go to.

You're fated to rule a land that's known for being the richest for millions of years!

you are fated to keep collecting people. When you meet someone, they quickly confide in you and become close, and soon you consider them practically family, and your family will keep growing and growing. By the time you have gone, the people you have brought together have already become one of the most powerful forces for good in the Kingdom, and they will create a new national holiday in your honor, the "Family By Choice" day.