Kingdom of Knuffel

You're going to transform into a bird and live with them.

You become a Famous Clown in Europe.

You're going to become the Sleeping Beauty.

Your best friend is going to crack a joke that is so funny, that you can't help but turn that frown upside down.

You're going to dance until you collapse.

your fate is to live happily ever after

Your fate is to become the leader of a revolution against Satan; despite being a demoness, you hate torturing others

Your fate is to Become the Youngest Water Princess in the Land! Your Reign will be only 10 years, but your wonderful work will be remembered for 2000 years.
After ten years, you found an old friend and fell in love again. You chose to end your Reign.
You Married the old friend and moved to a nearby sea.

You're a vampire and are fated to be unable to ever make new vampires.

You are straight out of a fairy tale, and like all fairy tales your fate is inescapable and uncompromising.
You will first be cursed to never laugh, then you will be subjected to endless years of increasingly ridiculous attempts to make you laugh, and at some point all perspective will be lost, and some of the unsuccessful attempts will result in deaths. Eventually someone will come along who fills the curse's requirements, and you will laugh again... the person who breaks the curse will leave with fully half of all your belongings and wealth as prize for this act, and you will spend most of the rest of your days sunk in gloom, mourning the lost years and lost lives, although lightened here and there with a rather grim humor.