Kingdom of Knuffel

Ah, poor thing. Do the bruises hurt a lot? I know some bruises do and others aren't so bad.
Do you like playing with them or are you just doing it for work?

I've had that problem. People thinking I'm being abused. Though in my case it was a LOT of hickeys. lol.

They only hurt when I'm hoping, but after a while they numb out cuz I've done it so much
I like playing with them, and the lake likes it too cuz I'm selling them as a result

LOL HICKEYS AWKWARD

Well that's good. I'm glad you have fun with them.

Yeah, she wouldn't believe me for a while but I managed to convince her. If someone strangled me like that I wouldn't be defending them.

Yeah, I was told to stop once, and then I pointed out that it was a side effect of selling hoops and haven't been asked since

Them corporations gotta get that money money. lol.

The hoops are generally slow sellers, too
To start selling you need someone playing with them
And since generally there isn't anyone playing with them, they don't sell

They probably not playing with them because they bruise them.
Your coworkers probably don't want to maim themselves for minimum wage. And I really don't blame them.

As little as possible.
Unless you make commission.

Most hate glow, so finding someone who likes it (like me) is hard
And people will do as little as possible for a position they dislike

Yeahhhh. But I'm glad that you like it. It's good to like your job.

Even if this is my ninth year there and I'm still at minimum wage it keeps rising tho, so that's nice