I have rethought the post I made in this slot. It was not rude or insulting, but considering it was just slightly critical it probably would have been viewed that way. Considering the negative hearts I got for saying something nice I don't want to take the chance.
Don't be unforgiving and negative me, friends! I can forgive, after all. And I'm the big monster, so it should be easy for the rest of you.
Since I can't outright delete the post, and have thus wasted everyone's time, I shall now redeem it by sharing a joke. (Unless you hate the joke. Then I've wasted more of your time. BUT I TRIED OKAY.)
Spoiler: The Joke
John is working in his store when he hears the booming voice of God coming from above, demanding, "John, sell your store!" John ignores the voice, but every day the voice returns. Each time God tells him, "John, sell your business for four million dollars!" After several weeks, he gives in and sells his business.
After the deal is completed, God shouts down, "John, travel to Las Vegas!"
John asks why.
"John, just take the four million dollars and go to Las Vegas."
John complies, goes to Vegas, and visits a casino.
As soon as he walks through the door, God booms down to John and says, "John, go to the blackjack table and put it all on one hand!"
John understandably hesitates but eventually gives in. He’s dealt an eighteen. The dealer has a seven showing.
"John, take a card!"
"What?! The dealer has-"
"Take a card!"
John tells the dealer to hit him, and gets an ace. Nineteen. John relaxes a bit.
"John, take another card."
"What?!"
"TAKE ANOTHER CARD!"
John asks for another card. It’s another ace. He has twenty and relaxes again.
"John, take another card."
"I have twenty!" John shouts.
"JUST TAKE ANOTHER CARD!" booms the voice.
"Hit me!" John says. He gets another ace, making twenty-one!
And God’s booming voice says, "Un-fucking-believable!"
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