Kingdom of Knuffel

Oh my god! Why is there blood on the walls?! We talked about this before!

Holy poodles! You think you can calm those kawaii booty eyes for just one sec? No don't you hit me with that purse again- oh! Ooooohh you're gunna geddit. COME INSIDE AND LEMME AT YA', YER HEARTS N FARTS DON'T SCARE ME.

Ok, what happened to your arm? did you fight with bigger monsters then yourself again? We talked about this, you can't start a lost fight everytime they tell you you're not scary. It only causes you bites like this one. It's not a crime to be an adorable monster

Did you just kill another maid? Darling, I told you before, you can't just kill off our castle's staff. That's what the peasants are for.

Oh, hell no, you are not going to your wedding dressed like this! White dress, darling! And red roses, not black! Gee, I sometimes hate that you're so ... original...

put a smile on sweetie. you're going to an autumn festival, not a funeral. sheesh.

What's that supposed to mean? What's that face you're pulling? You're gonna scare off everyone if you won't smile in a sec!

i • miss • my • brother • i • think • i • shall • bring • him • back
W H E N D I D Y O U G E T S O O L D ?

Sweetie, have you noticed the blood dripping out of the ceiling, too? Yeah, that's what I thought.

Honey, I know you just adore this holiday, but Valentines day are in 4 months or so. You're gonna scare this boy off if you put to much pressure on him...