Kingdom of Knuffel

You're the Queen's speech therapist

You are the world's top master of tea ceremonies.

And you just want to be able to sometimes chug back a mug of hot cider or hot cocoa without everyone reading way too much into it...

I could never. There are way too many details and movement you have to do perfectly for me to be ever good at it.
Even sitting through one was kinda hard, it's everything but relaxing if you want to do things correctly.

You're a hairdresser

Ha ha ha, okay then, let's scrap the last idea.

You run an after-hours "school for delinquents" that is along the lines of an adventure club: gets them out and away from things, new perspectives, uses up their energy, and it's easier to get parental permission to let kids do "risky" things (like overnight camping in national parklands) when the parents have given up on the "normal" programs doing much for their children. Honestly most of them are really great, just a little too smart for their own good and with no patience for the usual mindlessly restrictive and repetitive bureaucratic nonsense they get stuck with in schools. Give them a chance to do something "real" and they're fantastic. You're pretty sure you're going to end up being a mentor figure to most of the country's future leaders, really...

You're the Daycare worker, cuddling and raising all the baby Knuffels until they reach max level.

You are an Anti-Wuffel Patrol Team Captain!
Not that you're biased or anything, but your squad is the best!

You're actually the masked wanderer

You're the dishwasher and your soap smells like periwinkle.

You're supposed to run a bakery, but lately, all the sweets are gone before the morning is over because you're eating them all. :(

You're an actor