Kingdom of Knuffel

I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.

Oh dear, the heat has given me a heat stroke!

In spite of it all, life is beautiful

It’s time go out for morning dimsum!

Life is but a brief island of awareness, in between two great oceans of time.
Enjoy your short stay on the island, the sands of time will soon ebb and flow
and all that will be left behind is the fading footprints of what once was
you and your world.

gosh i'm so sleepy today

When someone tells you, “Have a nice day!”, stare at them and say, “Don’t tell me
what to do!”

Gosh I’ve been sweating so much it feels like I took a sweat bath

"Did you know that William Shatner once tried to start up his own lingerie company
for women? Unfortunately, Shatner Panties turned out to be a terrible choice for a
brand name."

Wow I'm really bad at rebus puzzles.