Kingdom of Knuffel

Why, oh why did you dye your skin?! You are always doing these things!!! Go bathe in bleach right now!

oh child, how many times do i need to tell you? we are not asian demons! get back here in europe right away!

Now, be honest. You've been tampering with the demon summoning circle downstairs after I told you not to, haven't you?

no, you can not be the easter bunny this year! now take off these silly ears.

Why must you always test out different demon summoning methods? And are those real skulls on your ears?! Get rid of those right now!

It's too cold outside to wear that now. Go put on a jacket, and get rid of that dark makeup, contacts and that blindfold thing, you can see from both eyes without the help of all that.

what are you doing, flying around with all these fireworks going off?! have you already forgotten last year's accident? get back down before you hurt yourself!

Heeey, nice earrings, don't suppose I can borrow them sometime?

(What? I'm a cool mum. I don't get why everyone's being so harsh to their kids.)

Put on a sweater, you're going to get cold. >:C