Kingdom of Knuffel

*You get a live piglet.*

*Puts in a spaceship.*

You get a real life Alien! Careful don't kiss it!

*puts in an Apple product*

You get a new iPhone with a cracked screen

-puts in a marshmallow peep-

you get a graham balls with talking chibi marshmallows inside, sooo cute will you dare to eat it?

[*][*][*]puts chopsticks

You get a bowl of piping hot ramen! ...fortunately, it has a sealed top.

Puts in a Plastic Tree CD.

You get a plastic leaf

-Puts in a dirty sock-

You get a clean sock

*Puts in chocolate bar*

You get several miniature chocolate bars

-Inserts a Peep candy-

You get a purpleminion eating candies that are supposedly for you

*inserts a dragonball in the vending machine

You get Vegeta rushing to you, screaming: "IT'S OVER 9000!"

*puts instant noodles*

The vending machine game!