Kingdom of Knuffel

Oh god. I already dated a satanist once, I sure as hell don't want my child to be one as well. Up to your room, girl! We are getting a crash-course in atheism!

Honey, I've told you not to paint your room (or your clothes) in blue, I just can't afford it no more!

I know you like running in the prairies, honey, but bringing a painted background of it everywhere with you? Isn't that a bit exaggerated?

My dear child! D8
Could you please go back upstairs and wash your face, and then try re-dressing?
That is so not appropriate attire for school!
But that butterfly adds a wonderful touch~

I know you look so happy and innocent and that makes me happy in a way...but it also makes me wonder if you just did something mischievous and got away with it

Did.... Did you get a tattoo??! Without my permission?!!? Remove it! Remove it right now!

Why are you carrying a sword?
Not killing anyone soon are you my dear?

Why, oh why must you make my life so difficult!? Just because you didn't like the color of the clothes I bought you doesn't mean you should throw them in a barrel of powder! *Sigh*