Kingdom of Knuffel

Have I ever told you how much I love you~? *Hugs and steals wallet* See ya honey! I'ma gonna be going to Italy for a month~

Now now. *Swipes stolen wallet from "Mother"* This, shall be for safe-keeping. So sweetie, we don't steal things that have already been stolen once. It's a bad idea.

Honey, I think that shirt is getting too small for you. It's not covering enough! *Throws you dad's t-shirt* Now put that on or I won't take you out to the park!

Child, get out of the dark right now. I can barely see your face. D<

Laggy , my sweet and good child! Get ready for the eye medical check-up!
We will leave in 5 minutes

Darling, stop wearing your halloween costume around the house and posing for hours with Dumpling the Owl. He's my owl! MINE! *Takes Dumpling away* >:o

(Lols, this is making me laugh. One of the funniest thread/responses ever! )

you need a little more color ^^ it looks like you're sad? ^^

Darling! You're grounded! No going to the beach for the rest of the summer! Look at your tan! You're toasted!