I enter the work meeting
I take the bosses nose
I am forcibly removed from the work meeting

But you have his nose now, you're in the perfect position to go and negotiate a raise! :D

Lol, thanks for those mental images ;) :D

even better when you're not even supposed to be part of said meeting, just throw yourself through the door and up to the boss in a naruto-run, steal the boss's nose and now they will have to hire you!!

*victory dab*

*police sirens in the distance*

Ohhhh, yes, great plan! You could also use that in job interviews! ^^ :D

a very versatile technique, can be used as both a threat and encouragement :'D

I'm starting to wonder why people don't use this awesome life hack more often ^^ :P

probably cause there's the teensy tiny chance that you actually end up looking like a fool. What are the odds of that though!

Ahhhhh, insurmountable odds, who cares? If it works, it will be so awesome!!!1!elf!!
:D ;)

I'm confused with that mental image, esp the 'kind of upside down' part o':

like a thumbs down motion with your hand only you do it on your nose? xD