Kingdom of Knuffel

You're going to collaborate with Taylor Swift on a song

Your fate is to win a surfing competition.

You're going to own a music hall

You'll be caught in a spacetime anomaly and cease aging.

You're going to completely become a fairy

You are going to keep stumbling upon lost questors and heroes from adventuring tales who need directions through the woods.
If they're polite, you tell them the way.
If they're rude, you give directions to Baba Yaga's hut.
If you *really* take a shine to them, you might give directions to the tree where the firebird nests, or to where the prophetic fox dens, or another such place that might be of use to them.

You are fated to be raised from the dead after a demise from choking on a piece of chocolate.

Your fate -you are going to become the reigning queen of the entertainment business.

You're fated to join the order of the High Fairies.

You’re fated to have a bad hair day