Kingdom of Knuffel

You're fated to find the witches house made of sweets in the forest.

you're fated to go picking your own fresh vegetables from a farm

You're fated to put on an eye patch and talk like a pirate for the next 24 hours.

you're fated to squawk like a parrot after something goes down your throat funny

You're fated to win the "Who's the cutest" competition.

You’re fated to get ubducted by aliens

Your fate is to be cursed to turn bright purple every time you eat something with pepper in it.

You achieve some minor fame on the talk show circuit showing it off, because why not? Purple is a pretty color.

You're going to release a full album

You’re fated to get trapped on a subway

You are fated never to remember where you put your car keys for a minimum of seven minutes.