Kingdom of Knuffel

You are fated to be tasked with teaching the younglings how to control their landings properly. Sorry. You may have other aspirations, but you are so good at it, that everyone conspires to make you teach just one more group.... just one more... just one more...

You're going to bit bitten by swans everyday for the rest of your life

You'll inspire a new song genre and be known as the patron of modern music.

You are fated to become an accidental viral internet sensation, leading to fame and riches.

You're going to start a magic school

The plant you're holding is fated to keep growing and growing until eventually it's big enough for you to use as a glider.

Your fate is to spearhead a seminal class action lawsuit that will successfully curtail the terrifyingly common use of cassia cinnamon in commercial food products.

You're going to move and start living in space

You'll be cursed with immortality and roam the world accumulating wisdom.

You'll be cursed and transformed into a swan