Kingdom of Knuffel

Your fate is to get patted on the head today.

Your fate is to binge eat pastries

Your fate is to raise chickens in your backyard.

You’re fated to own a cow

You are fated to want to give water to the Sun so that it will spread less heat and we will be relieved from hot summers.

As if that would work

You’re fated to one day fly to another solar system

You’re fated to say Candyman three times in the mirror tonight.

I thought it was “bloody mary” lol. XD

You’re fated to fall into a dreamless sleep

Yea I think it's different for every generation, what would millenials say lol
Ghostface or M3GAN?


You’re fated to become a famous figure skater.

There’s also a more Asian lore where you have to peel an apple and not let the peel break in front of mirror and you’ll see your true love. Or maybe it was something more horrific, I dunno. Lol

You’re fated to travel the country in a motor home