Kingdom of Knuffel

I'm stealing a teacup.

I'm stealing your favorite wreath

I'll take a potted plant, please. Preferably one that doesn't need daily care.

Nooooo! I work hard to keep them alive, especially in the summer.

I'm stealing your favorite goldfish

Er, sorry, you can have it back then.


I'll steal a few clothespins.

XD

I have none, I have a dryer because apartment behind in front of a highway means dirty laundry if you hang it outside and mold if you hang it inside

I'm stealing your whole garden

Oh boy, good luck. It needs a lot of upkeep.


I'll steal a cup of coffee.

I know, I had one before.

I am stealing your favorite scented candle

Hm. Well, wasn't much burn time left on it anyhow.


I'll steal a thimble if you've got one.

I'm stealing your whole sewing machine