Kingdom of Knuffel

Have you been putting glitter in your hair again?
You know how hard that is to wash out.

Please button up your shirt. It's cold outside. Look, even your skin has changed its colour!

Will you please get rid of those horns? You know you won't start a fashion-statement with those.

Did you really think that I wouldn't notice the other pet you're trying to sneak into the house? ::points at your shoulder:: Isn't one enough?

I do hope that glitter is glued there, otherwise you're spending the night out! I will not clean that potential mess up!

Darling. Really now. Please keep dead birds outside. I will not deal with the smell!

I do hope those horns are fake. I'd hate to find out that you are not my child. And put that candle out. I don't want the house to be burned down.

I think that your gardening hobby has gotten out of control.

How long did it take you to paint all those leaves? You should make a cool wallpaper like that for me!

That had better be a dull-edged replica that you're holding...

The AAY is your child! What's your reaction?