Kingdom of Knuffel

I’m stealing your high school diploma.

I'll take a working set of batteries for a smoke detector. The sound they make when the battery is low is really aggravating, and I'm out...

I’m stealing all your apples, bananas and oranges.

Well, that'll last you a while, there's a fair bit of those, couple crates worth if you raid the pantry for the storage apples.

I'll steal a single banana back. Feeling a mite bit peckish, and that'll about do it.

I'm stealing your favorite gloves

Huh.

That's going to take a long time to remake. Might just let it go entirely. Tatting isn't my deal, even if the results are pretty. Hope you don't mind decorative gloves, because my favorite pair do nothing for warmth.



Oh well.

In return, I'll steal a set of coasters. I have no idea where all of mine went, but I refuse to break down into the utter barbarity of using books to keep mugs and glasses off wooden furniture. Might save the furniture, but what about the books? Will no one think of the books?

I gave up about that, I only have one table and it's so cheap it gets destroyed by pretty much everything.

I'm stealing your favorite mug

I'm stealing your warmest blanket.

Noo, my elephant head mug! (the trunk curls back to make the handle and it's got the cutest smile and the ears are a pain to clean but it's so cute it's worth it!)




I'll steal a windchime. Assuming there's one available to steal.

I’m stealing your favourite scrunchie.