Kingdom of Knuffel

You're banned for making your hat too tall

You're banned for your flower smelling too sweet.

Banned for forgetting to wash your hair

You’re banned from saying no

You're banned for throwing popcorn at the movie screen.

You're banned for owning a pet owl; that's illegal! (I want one)

(not illegal in Japan... Though it has to be acquired in specialized stores and not taken from the wild)

Banned for wanting an owl

You're banned for having a flower that's sweeter smelling than peaches.

I love peaches

You’re banned from selling live chickens

You're banned for your selling of magic spells.