Kingdom of Knuffel

Banned for drawing a sharpie mustache on the mayor when he fell asleep at a city council meeting.

Banned for forgetting to look both ways when crossing the road.

Banned for forgetting to label your baked good with the prices. You remembered the allergen warning, though, wasn't that the important one? Clearly unfair ruling...

Banned for smiling too mysteriously

You're banned for being a supernatural being.

Banned for forgetting to peace-bond your weapon when you had an audience with the King.

You're banned for being allergic to nuts.

Banned for taking a photograph of a celebrity without bribing their security guard first

you're banned from winning at board games

Banned for conducting a seance and conjuring up a ghost without laying it to rest again afterwards.