Kingdom of Knuffel

I'm stealing your pasta

i'm stealing all your eggs so i can scramble them.

I'm stealing your pumpkin spice coffee creamer.

(Wait, where can I buy this?)

I'm stealing your coffee maker.

(I bought it at Safeway)


I'm stealing your microwave.

I'm stealing your favorite cup

(Thank you! I should have known there was no way I'd find something so useful easily XD)

I'm stealing your cereal bowls.

I’m stealing your slippers.

I'm stealing your eyeliner.

I am stealing your workplace