Kingdom of Knuffel

What a nightmarish child you are, wearing such revealing clothing! Go put on a shirt!

You know, sitting in front of your desk is nice and all, but shouldn't you do your homework?

Honey, it's not Halloween anymore. People might think you don't shower.

Please pick up all those leaves before you go to bed. It's kind of disturbing to hear things crackle underfoot.

How many bottles of that super expensive hair gel did you use?!
Oh well, you look cute like that.

Yes, you do have to thank your grandmother for the sweater she sent you as an early Christmas gift, even if it is one of the most hideous things you've ever seen. Please hurry; I'd like it to be ready for tomorrow's postal pickup.

I can't believe your father was really a mermaid! Why did it take him so long to tell me, I wonder? And at that, you just had to receive his fish attributes more-so than my human ones!

Now get rid of those starfish and put on a shirt! It is completely unbecoming of a young lady of your standard!