Kingdom of Knuffel

I'm stealing the contents of your fridge.

I'm stealing your cookies.

I'm stealing your favorite decorative pillows

I'll steal your apples, pears and grapes.

I'm stealing your Netflix subscription.

I'm stealing your old blockbuster card.

I'm stealing your knowledge of popular culture.

I'm stealing your favourite coffee mug.

I'll steal all your clouds

I'm stealing eight eggs. There's this custard based dish I want to make, but it needs a dozen eggs and there are only four left at the moment.