Kingdom of Knuffel

You have 3 cats including a black one (who is your favourite, but shhh don't let them know that!)

You actually have a pet rabbit

you live up in a tower covered in thorns.

You don't wear necklaces because you get impatient if/when they get tangled up.

You've never had a speeding ticket.

You are very good at solving riddles!

You often do the crossword puzzle in the newspaper.

You have one of those portable computer things, what're they called, the ones bigger than the smartphones but smaller than laptops, and all-one-piece with the giant screen.
Ugh, I know this.
Tip of my tongue, it is.
compu-lettes? That's not right.
Well, whatever they're called! You have one!

You're afraid of insects

You love waterskiing.