Kingdom of Knuffel

I don't remember saying you could have those tattoos. Those had better be fake.

You have obviously been running around with the wrong crowd. Go upstairs and change at once.

I will never understand why you enjoy dressing up like that - on a weekend no less!

What happened to your eye? Oh, don't tell me you poked yourself with those tacky fake horns again!

You did a good job putting the primer on the wall, so don't you think that it's time you chose a real paint color for your room?

You have your mothers eyes.

Honey, I did not give you permission to buy contacts.

That's a very flattering hairstyle, dear.

I-is that a mini harp? Play something for me!