Kingdom of Knuffel

I don't care if it's the latest fashion, you aren't gluing flowers to any more of your clothes.

We don't have any letters left to open, so you can put down your letter opener now.

(Really, is it just me? That weapon screams letter opener.)

Blue skin and surgically modified ears? What were you thinking?

(Yeah... watch out! I'm armed! With a letter opener!)

Їхали козаки та й пісню співали.
Про те, як любили і як воювали

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{{ What's that around your neck?! Wire?
Do you want to choke? Take it off now! :mcomg:

}}

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За рідную землю, за батьків і друзів,
І за спів дівочий, що дзвенить у лузі...

Darling, I think an evil pumpkins following you... :mcomg:

You can come inside now!

be careful hun that dagger's sharp

Are those scars beneath that eye? You poor thing, have a lollipop.

Please darling...put that pointy thing down please. :qhehe:

Although those contacts look very neat, you might want to take them out now, it's bedtime.

Їхали козаки та й пісню співали.
Про те, як любили і як воювали

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{{ What's with the loose shirt and golden chain? Did you become a rapper? :mcomg:

Darling, if you're musically inclined, can't you find yourself a nice rock band? }}

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За рідную землю, за батьків і друзів,
І за спів дівочий, що дзвенить у лузі...

The AAY is your child! What's your reaction?