Kingdom of Knuffel

Steals your watches

Steals your favorite book. :}

Stealing your worse memory, and burning it.

Thank you.

I steal from you the one piece of clothing that looks so unflattering it hurts. :}

Aww good, I should've gotten rid of that ages ago but I'm bad at throwing things away.

Stealing all your irritating hangnails!

I'm stealing your ability to sleep with your curtains open

I'd like to steal just a smidge of your common sense. Anything would be an improvement for me, and surely if it's a small amount you won't miss it....

I'm stealing your ability to sometimes think like a child

Steals your alarm clock. Now you are late for work!

I'm stealing your big brother