Kingdom of Knuffel

-gets a small bite of pumpkin pie, dips it into bowl of coolwhip- ovo pumpkin pie to go with the coolwhip is best.

Strawberries are good too. >W<

*blocks whip cream with barrier*
pleaseeeee, ive had a bad experience with whip cream, i had one that tasted so nasty and oily and ick, its sworn me off all whip creams. xD;; it just feels like eating fat. 8u

Someone claiming to be my aunt emailed me...
her email is connected to this website: https://annwhite.com/

I'm kinda scared. o3o

Lol wadafaq is that? XD;;
Besides, you know all your aunts right? Or…at least i think so? Although, your fam seems to have more…er…variety than mine. Pft.

my mom has 7 sisters and 2 brothers.

This lady is my father's younger half sister! oAo

My grandfather had 5 kids from 3 wives. This Ann Aunt person, is from grandfather's 3rd wife.

So..
Father
Sibling 1
Sibling 2
Sibling 3
Ann White

o3o that is IF my father is the oldest.

Wow. Pft. That’s quite the extensive family. XD

As long as I don't find out that my father's parents weren't participating in some weird baby making competition like my mom's mom.. I'll be alright. -3-

Your grandma was in a baby making competition? With her friends or something?

With her sister... her sister won. =w=

Wtttffff baby making competition?? Thats a weird af competition lol.