Kingdom of Knuffel

You're going to be able to use magic perfectly.

You're going to become a beekeeper.

You will become a known face from tv ads, the sort of crazy-antic advertisements that make you more famous than the product, and shortly you'll end up with your own show which is just documenting the creation of these ads, and you will get paid a ridiculous amount to feature products, and you will eventually fund so many university scholarship positions that you become known as the Education Queen.

One day you will find a solution to sudden post drops. :}

You are fated to fight a duel with an infamous pirate, and become known for your swordsmanship skills!

You're going to drop your ball and it's going to fall at the bottom of the lake.

You are fated to become famous as a storyteller with ridiculously complex, interwoven plotlines that take ages to resolve, but who tells the stories so well that people remain engaged throughout the whole thing anyhow, cliffhangers or no.

You're fated to become allergic to stardust, but this allergy also helps you pinpoint fallen stars with treasures. You just sneeze a lot as you're finding them.

You are fated to oust Eros and take over as Cupid, because you have decided that you can use some judicious love arrows to make the world a better place.

You're going to get lost in the woods.