Kingdom of Knuffel

Neither have I!
I have never eaten miso soup.

I have!

I have never used a bath bomb from somewhere other than lush.

I have!

I've never gone overseas.

Neither have I.

I have never smoked.

Neither have I.

I have never been skiing (water or snow).

Neither have I. But, I'd like to!

I have never been on a cruise.

Neither have I, but I'd like to.

I have never owned a brand-new car.

Neither have I but I really wouldn't mind one.

I have never been on a sport's team.

I have (I played soccer in middle school).

I have never been on a double date.

Neither have I, but almost did in high school.

I have never listened to the entirety of Welcome to Nightvale.

I have never...