Shadowfall, that pooping unicorn is absolutely freakish. XD I can't believe it, or that they bleeped the "hole" in "butthole" either.
Akili Li, your jokes are super-lame, but hilarious. I liked the Switzerland one haha.
Moi, your talking-to-bird-Tony thing did make me laugh, and I do the same thing.
Reminds me, my fella laughed at me the other day when talking to one of the cats. I do this all the time but usually when he's not home, so it was his first experience with it and he really enjoyed it.
She had lunged at one of the other cats, freaking her out. So I had a conversation with her, because she's very chatty, and it went something like:
(Imagine the cat with her really silly whispery voice, not a proper cat meow at all, because she is ludicrous.)
Me: Don't lunge at poor Trinket like that!
Cat: Mehhh.
Me: Because she doesn't like it.
Cat: Mehhhh.
Me: Because it's scary.
Cat: Mehh.
Me: Well just imagine it was you.
Cat: Mehhh?
Me: You would
not like it.
Cat: Meeeh.
Me: No you wouldn't.
Cat: Mehh.
Me: You're just being difficult, you--
Cat: Mehhhh!
Me: Don't interrupt, it's rude!
Cat: Mehh.
Me: Well I don't care if she
was looking at you funny.
Cat: Mehh.
Me: No she did not, I saw YOU start it.
Cat: Mehhhhh?
Me: No it's okay, I still love you.
Cat: Mehhh.
Ahhh, she makes it so easy because she answers you every time.
