Lol how do you fake a sprain? XD;; like pretend to be in pain or something?

You put your foot in a gofer hole on purpose, lay down on the ground, but you make it look like you fall (there was snow on the ground so the 'fall' was easy to make look legit with a comfy landing xD) and then you hobble back to the apartment, wet snow makes for good fake tears.

ANYTHING to get out of going to school where one is bullied! ovo


I did NOT expect the hospital to think my foot was fractured! x'D

lol wtfff?
but i'm sure that once they checked, they'd know you were perfectly fine.

Nope.. hospital sent me to a foot specialist with the diagnosis of 'fracture'
that foot specialist then said "those 'breaks' are just growing breaks, ankle is just sprained. ice on and off and keep it elevated and in this brace instead of that other."


xD I was soooo sure I was screwed, but nope.. remember, doctors around here are idiots. >->,

Wtf that’s ridiculous. Are you sure you didn’t actually REALLY sprain it? XD;;

xD I didn't sprain it. I was just that desperate to not go to school.. =w=

I know but how could those silly doctors not see that??

this is ohio and doctors suck here.

pftttttttt i see how it is.

they do o3o