Didn't see one of moms new shoes and clocked it against the wooden heel

Owie. Well I hope you wrapped your toe up.

Naw

I'm pretty sure it's just badly bruised, not broken

Bruised is a lot better than broken.

My cat has been hunting a mouse all night. She keeps letting it go and chases it down again.

Fft
Doink's done that a few times
And then she and Rufus are trying to catch it and I end up catching the damn thing in some Tupperware

Also caught a mouse at Home Depot and scared a manager once

Well I did catch it but I let it out to try to get it outside. But it got loose from me too.

Hence the Tupperware

Dad grumbled about it for a while lol
"Two cats hunting a mouse and my kid's the one who catches it"

I only had a box on hand. My husband tried to catch it but he wasn't quick enough. Now it's still roaming around.

Your dad is silly.

The Home Depot mouse had him rolling his eyes, though the employee and manager reactions amused him

Oh yeah I gashed my finger some months ago
The nail may fall off and I'm not looking forward to that so I'm hoping it won't
Looks hella worse than my toe

My husband caught the mouse and threw it in the neighbor's yard. So rude. lol.

Owie. You're so good at wounding yourself.
Like the nail might completely fall off? That sucks.
Or do you mean it's broke and you're afraid it'll rip off?